clay court

person with blonde hair and red pubes

Fidel didn't know that when he depanced Miguel that he had a clay court. Boy Miguel was embarrased.

by Spanish 2 May 14, 2006

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clay critchfield

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

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clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, and lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008

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beating the clay

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.

by Vagisil August 24, 2006

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A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis. Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motherfucker: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

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Clay Pigeons

At least one hour after anal sex when going to the bathroom clay pigeons are the pieces of crap stuck in your dick coming out with little enjoyment from your partner!!

After having sexual madness with the Weather lady Sheri last night, I Wess Wade sure shot the bottom of the toilet with a few clay pigeons!!

by Wess Wade June 14, 2018

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