Classic Newsted

A hairstyle that's long on the top and shaved on the sides and back (the opposite of a mullet), made most notable by former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted in the late 80's and early 90's.

It's too damn hot for all this hair - maybe I'll shave the underside and rock the Classic Newsted this summer.

by Alison Chaynes September 2, 2009

Classic Somo

A Classic Somo is someone who is too cheap to buy something. A Classic Somo takes cheapness to a whole new level.

That guy is buying bandages from aliexpress ~ Classic Somo

by Prunetesh April 19, 2017

classic regina george

A person who not only acts just like a Regina George (from the "Mean Girls" movie) but also keeps a 'burn book'.

oh my god! Colleen is a classic regina george! She's a back-stabbing bitch AND she has a 'burn book'!

by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

Classic Bing

When Bing does something classically Bing.

Person 1: "and Bing was in the cult aswell"
Person 2: "Classic Bing"

by emdog99 June 4, 2017

classic figgis

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.

We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.

by Fannybuster October 20, 2020

Classic Bardakoff

When one outperforms the original. Originated from Julien Bardakoff, voice actor for Luigi.

Heath Ledger played a much better Joker than Cesar Romero. Classic Bardakoff!

by brighteyedathena March 2, 2022

clartical eejit

Idiot to society

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit

by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022