chronic live masturbater 

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.

oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater

chronic live masturbater by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010

Chronic Bronchitis 

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.

"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"

Chronic Bronchitis by JGSR July 22, 2006

chronic depression 

Something literally everyone on the internet has.

My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic

...*chronic depression intensifies*

chronic depression by extremelycorrosive January 23, 2017

Chronic Lagging Syndrome 

Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...

"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"

Chronic Lagging Syndrome by RO89 October 3, 2011

Chronic lesbosishaletosis 

Really bad lesbian morning after breath.

I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.

Chronic lesbosishaletosis by mmc44mag October 8, 2009

Chronic Peek-A-Boos

The state of being where you do not feel well but are not yet sick and experience sporadic temporary symptoms that do not lead to any particular clinical diagnosis.

A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

I'm hot... I'm cold... my stomach hurts then it doesn't.... I've got the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.

Chronic Peek-A-Boos by neoflux December 18, 2010

chronic planning herpes 

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

chronic planning herpes by _ice_pick June 13, 2011