A person that worships Jesus and accepts him into his life. However, christians are not different than any other people because of their faith, even if they say so.
-Dude, every christian is intelligent, attractive, kind and friendly!
-So are atheists, satanists, muslims and everyone else.
-So are atheists, satanists, muslims and everyone else.
by Dragoniktaz September 4, 2014
Get the Christianmug. 
The youngest of the religions to use the same common equation.
Take someone who is supposedly the son of god, he lamb of god,(or one of the many names Jesus christ was given.) Make his birth a virgin birth on December 25. Give him special powers. Add 12 more people to the mix (Disciples, students, hookers). A betrayer who turns on the 'Son Of God'. Crucify him, wait three days for his resurrection and BAM...you get Radical (2492.683) over 9673.
If their are any holidays based around this beings life than take them out with the pleasure of getting to put up a tree for the beings life (any tree will do. Just remember, if it's a Palm tree is it now {Insert Religion Here} Tree.) And painting some form of food with food dye and vinegar. Don't forget the presents.
Christianity - A religion in which plagiarism has been used...for like the hundredth time. It's sad, you think people back two thousand and some odd years ago would have more imagination. The fact that they took the idea from several religions (all of which were based on different religions them self which were in turn based on different religions...etc...) and then made it one of the most respected religions in the world is beyond me.
Why can't I do shit like that for my homework without getting in trouble?
Take someone who is supposedly the son of god, he lamb of god,(or one of the many names Jesus christ was given.) Make his birth a virgin birth on December 25. Give him special powers. Add 12 more people to the mix (Disciples, students, hookers). A betrayer who turns on the 'Son Of God'. Crucify him, wait three days for his resurrection and BAM...you get Radical (2492.683) over 9673.
If their are any holidays based around this beings life than take them out with the pleasure of getting to put up a tree for the beings life (any tree will do. Just remember, if it's a Palm tree is it now {Insert Religion Here} Tree.) And painting some form of food with food dye and vinegar. Don't forget the presents.
Christianity - A religion in which plagiarism has been used...for like the hundredth time. It's sad, you think people back two thousand and some odd years ago would have more imagination. The fact that they took the idea from several religions (all of which were based on different religions them self which were in turn based on different religions...etc...) and then made it one of the most respected religions in the world is beyond me.
Why can't I do shit like that for my homework without getting in trouble?
by MoRPHiNe April 4, 2008
Get the Christianitymug. A name mostly for guys, that is super rare for girls- but still exist for those very few.
Girls named Christian usually have no religious affiliations at all, but are cool, laid-back people that are easy to interact with and befriend. They are good girls but have a hidden inner-bad girl that usually only surfaces in the following situations:
-while partying
-while kissing
-drinking?
-while angry
This kind of girl appeals to a certain kind of guy. She's cute, but not HOT. She's charming, but not too sexy either.
Girls named Christian are pretty awesome- but it's always gonna be weird calling this kind of girl Chris.
Girls named Christian usually have no religious affiliations at all, but are cool, laid-back people that are easy to interact with and befriend. They are good girls but have a hidden inner-bad girl that usually only surfaces in the following situations:
-while partying
-while kissing
-drinking?
-while angry
This kind of girl appeals to a certain kind of guy. She's cute, but not HOT. She's charming, but not too sexy either.
Girls named Christian are pretty awesome- but it's always gonna be weird calling this kind of girl Chris.
Hey, have you met that girl, Christian. She seemed like such a good girl! Who KNEW she could move like THAT!?
by withoutnameathemoment March 9, 2009
Get the Christianmug. The religion of Christianity has killed millions of ignorant followers for eons. It's a fatal disease.
by MetalBear427 May 29, 2013
Get the Christianitymug. A way of thinking centered around rules and restrictions created by an unseen entity who is said to have unimaginable power. This is a philosophy based on fear. One's fear of contempt causes an individual to behave in a desired and dictated fashion. This "desired" way of life is dictated by mortals, men and women, people who should have no authority on propriety. Those that are needy, or find themselves in a rut, or a slump of sort, commonly gravitate toward this institution searching for a crutch to help curb the bitterness of reality, to give them an out. These people are known as "Christians." These Christians feel that by decieving themselves into believing that there is a higher power, a reason to it all, and that there is someone out there who will, after all is said and done,love them, they should reach some sort of peace with themselves and the world around them. Unfortunately, no peace is ever attained. Doubt constantly plagues their minds, causing them to delve deeper into this pretend world of promised deliverance. This is an organization where the lost, weary, and broken can congregate to collectively search through practicing preordained ceremonies said to
bring one closer to this "higher power." All of which is conducted in vain, because what they ultimately seek is their shared thirst for acceptance.
bring one closer to this "higher power." All of which is conducted in vain, because what they ultimately seek is their shared thirst for acceptance.
Christianity is no more than a mere crutch with no solidity, or legitamacy to take hold of.
Christianity is Lacking the validity that one might seek before entrusting his or her own well being.
Christianity is Lacking the validity that one might seek before entrusting his or her own well being.
by Anonymous September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe
by inlovewchristian June 20, 2008
Get the Christianmug.