Chris

doesn't have weed it's just a crayon

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Chris

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.

look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again

by Beauy August 20, 2020

Chris

Chris is a beautiful in every way but lacks self confidence and is very a caring person and will be the one to pick you up at 4 in the morning and in not very good in school but could live on the street successfully and loves all his friends but doesn’t show any emotion and his eyes say everything . Chris goes though a lot more than you know and his personality is godly but don’t mess with him he will turn into a Tasmanian devil.

Chris is amazing person

by 02single March 31, 2019

Chris

He’s fucking retarded

Chris you fucking dumbass

by Irl. Chris June 18, 2020

Chris

Usually Mexican and Gay Like Fortnite play Cold war wayyy to much

Chris Gay AF

by MomIWannaGoHOme June 7, 2021

Chris

Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM

Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!

by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020

Chris

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.

me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!

by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021