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Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.
by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015
mugGet the Hair Chokemug.

Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.
We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.
by barebones March 8, 2017
mugGet the Woke and chokedmug.

Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.
Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead
by PokemonFanboy916 January 20, 2021
mugGet the Choke Chainmug.

Naruto Choke

When you're hitting a girl from the back and tell her to choke you so she bends her arms like shes gonna Naruto run but instead chokes you with her arms back
*slap* *slap* Guy: "Naruto Choke me!" Girl: "Ok!" *Girl puts her arms back and chokes you sexually*
by Naruto Boi August 9, 2019
mugGet the Naruto Chokemug.

tuscan choke

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.
Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.
by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013
mugGet the tuscan chokemug.

Choked the can

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
mugGet the Choked the canmug.

Choke for coke

A person who performs oral sex in exchange for cocaine
Jeff: Hey, Slick. What's Blondie's situation? Does she choke for Coke?
Dan: You should ask her.
by Unpaintedjuggalo June 12, 2022
mugGet the Choke for cokemug.

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