by i-f*cked-maverick November 24, 2022
One of the world's oldest games, chess is classified as a board game, but is more like a mental sport, and is actually a massive example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. No matter how good you are at the game, you still suck, even the greatest players know they suck, and if you think you are good, you most DEFINITELY suck. All chess tournaments are competitions of who sucks least, everybody sucks to some degree, unless your name is Magnus Carlsen, and even he sucks next to a computer. It is believed (though not proven) that a perfectly-played game of chess will always end in a draw, and when someone wins, it is always because the other person fucked up.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
I play chess because I hate myself.
by q359 July 25, 2023
yo Eziekiel lets play chess
yes Dominique
ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost
yes Dominique
ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost
by A Person Named Hydride January 05, 2025
by Holga135 October 08, 2022
Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?
John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?
Rick: Good point.
John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?
Rick: Good point.
by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023
by Tyym October 26, 2022
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
by Tyym October 25, 2022