Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess

Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.

When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.

Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

Tic Tac Chess

A board game by snoozyman that uses chess pieces to play Tic Tac Toe to make three in a row.

"Let's play Tic Tac Chess."

by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021

1v1 en chess?

A slang used for gay sex by homosexual men, mostly used by either broke 40 or dumb middle schoolers.

Hey, 1v1 en chess?
Hold on I have to finish my food

by Moranus12812 February 15, 2021

MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024