chastity

a funny joke created by a Catholic priest while he was surrounded by underage schoolgirls back in the day in England or some shit

used by the church today to make horny people feel guilty for getting down with each other

we will DEFINITELY end up in heaven if we practice chastity, it makes SO MUCH sense, duh!

by bang it out!6969 April 13, 2010

tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me

i hate tax deductible charity organizations

by frsky May 30, 2008

Chastity Cage

A device a homosexual submissive bottom puts his cock in to render him a true real-life bitch that doesn’t get hard or is able to use his cock at all. It’s the perfect tool to become a pussyboy. If worn long enough the cock will shrink into a little useless clit.

A true pussyboy must always wear a chastity cage--or he’s not a pussyboy.

by Boooom August 24, 2022

Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

Chastity Gut

A large belly that hangs over the pubic area, in which the belly button replaces the vaginal oriface for sexual purposes.

The fat girl had a chastity gut, which is why she always had a sore belly button but never got pregnant after sex

by NJWolf January 3, 2009

Chastyne

A girl who is caring and beautiful with amazing blue eyes.

That girl is a Chastyne

by DallasMariie November 7, 2012

Charity

“Charity” is a female which is most common found in its home or a pub. A Charity is a mostly independent creature whom prefers to help others around her than herself. Known for using a social camouflage of firery and verbally vulgar interactions, the Charity scares away potential threats from shit cunts whom would likely take advantage of her or be unable to make her cum. The Charitys facade though tough, once penetrated reveals a beautiful and pleasant filling of affection and sensitivity. If you are able to capture a Charity, use of Bourbon double black cans have been found most effective for sedating and also seducing for mating.

Other breeds of the Charity species often are found in daddy issue prone industries.

(Mate turns up rotten drunk after MIA for days)
Fuck mate, you pulled a Charity you loose cunt!

by Kwiteakatchladies December 24, 2019