Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.

How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.

by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010

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Go die in hole with no cable

a smart-ass remark just to be funny

" i freking hate you , go die in hole with NO cable. "
"you know what ?! you can go die in hole wiht NO cable! "

by Bachow ! August 9, 2009

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cabled • cable • caledonia • Carled • cabedo • cable guy • cable tv • called • called it • cable and chill

larry the cable guy

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states

Larry the cable guy should be the president.

by kickass2014 July 3, 2007

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Caledra. A kind hearted woman who is waaay to selfless and cares about others more than herself. She works very hard in everything she does and doesn't give up. Woman who are named caledra are most likely to look younger than their actual age. She loves to annoy the one she loves, but when she does annoy you, you can't help but smile

What should we do without caledra ?

by SUGARB June 16, 2015

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cable normalization specialist

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.

The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.

by jmengle March 28, 2016

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