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butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them
by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018
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Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
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blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.
Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?
by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014
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Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.
Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.
by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020
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Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.
I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!
by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015
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Butthole Browning

When you’re wipping or cleaning you’re ass crack and you’re finger slips in your ass hole.
Oh shit the toilet paper ripped and I pulled a butthole browning.
by Bobo da fool December 21, 2017
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