When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
by TeamScott October 30, 2008
Get the Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4 mug.When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
by teamscott October 30, 2008
Get the Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2 mug.when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her
nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021
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Get the Arse Torpedo mug.During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.
Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."
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