Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.

Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.

by halpwr July 14, 2010

Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.

Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!

by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018

bangalore monkey butler

an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.

A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.

by rardcore April 30, 2010

butlered

To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.

Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit

by Martin C. November 10, 2003

Rusty Butler

The act of one sticking their thumb in another's buthole, and then "serving" them their own feces by placing the dirty thumb directly into their mouth. In order to make this "rusty", one may not use lube to help the process.

for added excitement try the "reverse rusty butler": have the person do a headstand so that the thumb is inserted as a "thumbs down".

"After all-you-can-eat tacos, things got hot and heavy off the tequila and I gave her a mad Rusty Butler."

"After yoga class Erin was showing off her new headstand pose when Chris decided to surprise her and slip her the reverse Rusty Butler."

by Frito10 May 10, 2010

Miss Kayla Butler

used to define a great looking white chick, with a great ass.

guy 1: oh you see that miss kayla butler over there?

by lololololololololipopopop January 15, 2011

Butler University

A very expensive private university. Known for their men’s basketball in the big east conference. White as hell. If you’re a student you’re stuck in the butler bubble. Everyone’s friends with everyone and we all know everyone’s dirt. Has various smells including the door by Atherton that always smells like shit. Never trust the Atherton food. For a small school we have major school spirit. The only party life here includes senior houses because all of the frats are probably on probation. If you go to Butler, you’re probably a cool ass college student! GO DAWGS!!!

“Do you know of Butler University?”
“Yeah I watched them beat Villanova three times in a row!”

by butlerbulldogs January 23, 2018