Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!

by woodddd June 17, 2008

barchives

A fuzzy but accurate (to the best of your knowledge) list of bars one has attended in their life.

I was going through the barchives but for the life of me do not remember getting thrown out of this place!

by anothertool April 15, 2010

birchett

A family member that will beat the ship out of any opponent if needed or if felt.

He's a Birchett Birch- et

by Birchett June 6, 2017

Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

by Bad birch June 29, 2018

Barchwind

A strong wind seemingly coming from all directions making walking or riding a bicycle practically impossible.

I rode my bike home the other day and the barchwind made it hard to steer or pedal.

by Dacson McKacky October 14, 2019

Barchuckle

A fake laugh given to a person with whom you are interested in sleeping with

“Dude, there was this smoking hot chick at the bar I was talking to. She told me this terrible joke man. I had to give her a Barchuckle.”

by Deschodt February 14, 2020

Birchy

A real gent on the glove

The Eagle is a real Birchy

by TeamSynergy February 26, 2020