When a man named Bruno has a serious case of farting uncontrollably, and it's usually so loud that it stinks up the area within 30 miles.
“He used to hold in his farts, but now he lets them rip out like he hosted a farty party without shame, among the poo daddy—it's a whole different Bruno!”
by TheElementalGuy February 18, 2025
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definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game
by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024
bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
talking about bruno is a euphamism for being allowed to watch movies with cursing in them, obviously used by children a lot.
let's have a sleepover! my parents are fine with us talking about bruno.
by theDarkDefiner September 24, 2023
by Geiqbdoqnwka November 23, 2021
A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022