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decoy browsing

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing
or 2) shoplift
1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag
by Lloydski5000 September 26, 2007
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'bows goes

An alternative to the popular term nose goes.'Bows goes is a way of determining who has to perform a certain task. If someone calls "bows goes", the last person to touch one of their elbows has to do the task.
"Ah shit we forgot the tickets."
"Word, 'bows goes on going back and getting them."
by SchuSnizzle January 5, 2006
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blowscope

n: is a blowjob given while the recipient is playing COD

may cause one of two side-effects:
1. person's kill/death ratio is increased do to heightened sense of euphoria

2. person receiving said blowscope goes negative
Will: "Yo, I had so much fun with my girlfriend last night!"

Chris: "But you were on COD... and you went positive for once."

Will: "Yeah I know, I was getting a blowscope and felt amazing."

Chris: "That explains it."
by theretardflyer037 February 24, 2010
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brewsday tuesday

Screw tipsy tuesday, its time to get hammered. considered a "pre game" day for thirsty thursday or wasted wednesday. Celebrated by most religions.
I was so smashed for brewsday tuesday. i drank 30 beers
by Redhawkski August 25, 2010
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Blows

Blows, also known as a blow, is a slang term for a certain narcotic, being Heroin. The Blows is a slang term that most likely originated in an is most predominately used in Chicago.

Blows: slang term for Heroin sold in pre-weighed amounts and packaged small baggies or small tinfoil squares folded up with a small strip of colored duct tape wrapped around the foil. Blows is also used to ask a dope dealer if he has Heroin for sale or not.
"whassup homie can slide through an
get like 3 or 4 blows?"

"yo man my guy has the best blows I've ever snorted in my life."

"aye bro y'all got any blows on this block?"

"yo whiteboy we fresh out but the boys on the block over got some blows that are straight fire."
by TheGhettoGuru420 May 28, 2013
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brewski

A slang term developed in the mid to late 70's by an unknown individual in the plains states as a term for a cold driveway beer.
Hey Jeff, come on over for a cold brewski!
by DoodleBerger May 25, 2005
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Jew Bowser

The act of saying "give me 'dem coins," like Baby Bowser in Mario Party 2.
Hey you, took my coins you Jew Bowser.
by thatkidaginagain December 7, 2009
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