Brendan

Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!

Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan

Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something

by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019

Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty

I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick

by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021

Brendan

A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S

I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.

by Thatdemigodwhonevergotclaimed October 3, 2021

Brendan

sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!

All Brendans are awesome!!

by BaDaS* October 14, 2021

Brendan

He is a Brendan that is all

Girl 1: he is a Brendan
Girl 2: look is a Brendan

by Sugarybread4 August 4, 2021

brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale

Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b

by rylee christenson September 2, 2011

Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.

"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"

by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021