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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
Man, I do love my Brandon
by Abbydefenitions April 16, 2015
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Brandon

He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart
Brandon is not a ricky
by Nativeboi12 October 30, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol
“Aye did brandon come today” others” nah he’s playing fortnite at home
by Meatball6969 November 28, 2018
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Brandon

A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"
by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016
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Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.
Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!
by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 5, 2018
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Brandon

A human being who was bought using only one platinum.
"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"
by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016
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