Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.

Look at them Boris shoes man

by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.

Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.

by April 11, 2024

national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day

the day dedicated to the best person ever

sami: guys its national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day
mio: fuck off /j
sami: ilyt 🥰

by Smelly Suzie October 14, 2022

Boris Vujicic

Psychopath from Serbia that is known for scams and fraud.

Person A: Have you seen Boris Vujicic?
Person B: No, I don't hang out with him, he's a psychopath

by malivaso November 21, 2019

Boris Jokeson

A guy who has got himself into many scandals and is somehow still the prime minister of the UK

The UK is dead because of Boris Jokeson

by zaccyiguess June 26, 2022

Boris Said

The Bob Ross of NASCAR.

One of the biggest road course ringers of the 1990’s-2010’s. Winner of the 2005 24hr at Nurburgring, the 2010 NAPA Auto Parts 200 at Montreal, etc.

Boris Said (about Greg Biffle in 2011): “He needs a freaking whoopin, and I’m gonna give it to him”

by The_Autismo January 16, 2024

Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 04, 2019