Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

Toaster bonus

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.

"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."

by Sakoesis August 29, 2008

Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.

While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.

by Stodden June 08, 2025

Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time

Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist

by Dakota kid November 03, 2019

Double Bonus

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.

Dude I took the nicest dump, and then it turned into a double bonus.

by Cohack7 August 11, 2014

Bonus Day

The days following a work bonus where you call off because you don’t need the money.

Hey bob, where is Jeremi? Oh he called off, got his bonus check and took some bonus days.

by Kwall302 December 16, 2019