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Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"
going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more
by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011
mugGet the Baked boardingmug.

ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
by kerb stealer February 24, 2011
mugGet the ming boardmug.

ouija board

wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 20, 2022
mugGet the ouija boardmug.

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!
by Garnacha June 14, 2021
mugGet the Cooter boardmug.

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)
by dont@me57 November 1, 2019
mugGet the long boardedmug.

board rage

Board Rage:

Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.

Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.

Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.
board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !
by LaPierre January 20, 2008
mugGet the board ragemug.

Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.
Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
mugGet the Board Timemug.

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