blooperints

Refers to prototype-drawings/schematics that turned out NOT to be quite "what da doctor ordered" --- i.e., they may have looked good on paper, but there were significant miscalculations/oversights, causing parts of the creation to break, fall apart, bind, be too long/short, not fit, etc.

When the Pink Panther beamingly showed the Little Big-Nosed Guy his drawn idea for a fantastical "dream house", the midget builder scoffingly waved the plans off as nuthin' but a stack of cloud-cuckoo blooperints!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Bloopydoo

To feel all weird and funny inside your body. You turn clumsy and dumb and you cannot solve 1+1

I’m a bloopydoo.

by Smart_dictionary August 20, 2019

bloppy joe

To eat sloppy joe mix out of someone’s butthole

Hey. You know what sounds good right about now, Jamie? A bloppy joe.

by Kd93 September 28, 2019

Blopegoserotus

It's the act of sending a loved one a sexy picture of your knee.

I've sent my Blopegoserotus to Koren-Lee!

by spookyV1 November 13, 2019

Blop

What Tyranitartube refers to a Wailord as

"It just blopped, it blopped! A big ass stick Pokémon, and a Blop!"
-Tyranitartube, Pokemon Sun Extreme Randomizer, episode 37

by Coltonandgen November 3, 2019

Blarp

A fat whore with bacne

“That bitch is an absolute blarp”

by ScoobyDoobyJew April 4, 2020

bloopie.hp

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEASE STOP STOP IT STOP STOP STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bloopie.hp

by Pendimon November 1, 2020