Bitchless

The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.

Ruben has spent a millennium looking for at least a brush of a woman’s touch but nevertheless still bitchless.

by Sir Kobe Bryant April 19, 2022

Bitchless

A person who knows so many fine bitches yet has not even one

Bro shes fine asf, is she yo girl?

hell nah im bitchless

by bitchlessman May 5, 2022

Bitchless

A person that has no female companions such as yourself

Have you heard josh is bitchless

by Jesus_traa May 15, 2022

Bitchless

Having no hoes no thots honestly being a single sad motherfucker

You See Jose Over There He's Got No Bitches He's Basically Bitchless

by 37473737 Rio July 7, 2022

Bitchless

A guy on the internet called Shadic, he never gets bitches

Man shadic is so bitchless he can't talk to women

by Bruhletmehaveaname July 11, 2022

bitchless

The term for someone not able to attract a female (typically) mate whatsoever.

Therefore, you are referred to as "bitchless".

Kees: Hey Sal, do you have a girlfriend?
Sal: No, sadly.
Kees: Sal, you really are bitchless.

by ImFox July 24, 2022

Bitchless

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An adjective used in modern slang to describe a single person who is deemed conventionally unattractive as a whole.
A "bitchless" person will often display attention seeking behavior similar to that of a "simp", but usually not to such extreme measures.

Common example:

Catherine: Oh my god! Did you see Jim get rejected by Natasha?
Katy: I know right? He's such a bitchless guy.

by cornSaltedWithCorn June 16, 2022