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birthday boobs 

A grand old tradition in which a female will take a picture of her titties and send it to a spouse/boyfriend/fuckbuddy/celebrity/or just a lucky random person if it is their birthday. "Happy birthday" may or may not be written across the hills.
"Hey what did Sarah give you for your birthday?"
"I'll show you"
"YOU GOT BIRTHDAY BOOBS?! Damn you are lucky and she is a keeper. Dynamite nips by the way."
birthday boobs by goldstaylives November 12, 2013
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birthday asshole

Someone who is acting very selfish or self important on their birthday, because it is their birthday.
Trevor is being a Birthday Asshole because he will not let anyone else select a song to listen to, because it is "his birthday".
birthday asshole by brands0220 February 22, 2014

birthday nice 

what harry styles says when he's toasted
@Harry_Styles: Thank you for all the birthday nice. You're all wonderful, and I love you. H
birthday nice by livesott February 1, 2019

Birthday Wall Posts 

Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.

A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"

Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.

birthday suit 

ill strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose
birthday suit by dotdotdash May 5, 2011

Birthday Punch 

The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.
“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”
Birthday Punch by SCRU FACE March 18, 2019

birthday cake ice cream 

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.
"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."