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billy two-shits

Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"

Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
by Fergus Mason April 2, 2008
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Billy Two Sheds

Someone who thinks they have got something bigger and better than you have
"if i had a black cat he would have a blacker one. He's a right billy two sheds"
by michael d wright March 1, 2009
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Billy Paskill

(1) verb: To show up randomly for no reason at all, except to casually flex your arm muscles and offer for people to touch them.
(2) verb: To stare at someone long after it becomes uncomfortable.
(3) noun: Insane, but sexy, guy who just won't quit you.
(1) Guy 1: What are you doing?

Guy 2: I'm pulling a Billy Paskill, trying to see if she'll notice that I've been going to the gym five days every week.

(2) Woman 1: I think that guy over there is checking you out.

Woman 2: Yeah, it's kinda creepy. He's been Billy Paskilling me for the last twenty minutes and I wish he'd stop.

(3) Woman 1: You know those days whe you just feel blah?

Woman 2: Yeah.

Woman 1: I wish I had a Billy Paskill to make me feel better.

Woman 1: A
by ViagraPeopleDidIt July 7, 2010
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Billy Hargrove

A hurt and repressed boy who deserves better.
Billy: *exists*
Worried fan: *cries because our boy needs a good redemption arc* BILLY HARGROVE NEEDS A HUG GODDAMNIT
by MissSkyzer April 10, 2019
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Billy Butcher

the absolute sigma male who gives no shit about anything
whenever I look at Kian, Butcher's face comes to my mind (He's literally Billy Butcher)
by billy butcher July 16, 2022
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Billy Brightside

"Did you see that kid at the party last week?"

"The one who was having way too much fun cleaning the bowl?"

"Yeah. No doubt he's a Billy Brightside."
by Barrel Rolls December 9, 2008
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Ghost of Billy Mays

When you are watching a commercial with Billy Mays in it after June 28th, 2009, one of the worst days in history.
Oh look, I just saw the ghost of Billy Mays in an OXI CLEAN! commercial.
by Mk.14 July 12, 2009
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