She pissed me off, got me rock hard and fell asleep. So I woke her up with a good ol fashioned dick bicycle
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Get the christ on a bicycle kick mug.Avalon: (walking down a dark ally, probly on some sort of pill, and most likley (scratch that definitely LIKLEY) stumbling to her car. She see's a guy in the corner (most likley a black guy..this is la) He starts to brisk walk towerd her.
Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.
Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.
Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.
Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.
Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.
Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.
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Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.
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Get the sniff a bicycle seat mug.Bicycle(s) used freely by the urban community for transportation purposes. A bicycle not owned by any particular person, but shared by community members. Formerly a suburban bicycle.
Tyron pedaled the public bike to the fresh mart to purchase a pack of newports. Jackson decided to take the public bike to the payphone. Jackson left the bike at the barber shop for the next lucky rider.
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