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Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
by ShanHasan May 13, 2009
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bob berdella

A gay serial killer, who murdered about eight men from 1984-1988.

Bob Berdella wasn't caught, until a victim who had endured several days of fisting, felching, testicular electric torture and drano injections escaped wearing nothing but a dog collar with blood dripping from his violated anus.

Ran a shop in the Midtown ghetto of Kansas City, Missouri. The shop - Bob's Bizarre Bazaar - was where he displayed the skulls of his victims and other trophies.

Disposed of his victims in trash bags and/or fed them to his dumbass friends.

Somehow managed to be appointed as a substance abuse counselor by the Jackson County Municipal Court. Most of his victims also were drug addicts.

Berdella was active at least three years before Jeffrey Dahmer, who only got famous for killing black people, while Berdella was sweet on white guys.

Featured on Court TV, Geraldo Rivera's satanism specials, Arts and Entertainment Television, CrimeLibrary.com and a low-budget, indie film directed by Benjamin Meade named "James Ellroy presents: Bizare Bazaar."
Bob Berdella was a cheeky little fellow.

Not really. He was a big, fat, Kansas City faggot.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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Ernie's homosexual lover.
I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.
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Bertha-slap

the act of a big girl slapping her tits on your dick.
awwwww big bertha just bertha-slapped me!
by PHSFALCON November 21, 2010
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Emo Beatdown Day

A day where emo kids across the world get the beatdown they so richly deserve.

It originated when a Myspace user called Hatepantsbad had the idea of making 6/6/6 an Emo Kid Beatdown Day, as evidenced by comments he made to Thedonlukas and Reptigurl on 30th April.

This year, it is on 8/8/08 and emos everywhere are already pissing themselves.
Person 1: Hey it is almost the 8th of August!

Person 2: Nearly Emo Beatdown Day! I hope it is as good as last year...
by anti-emo union August 17, 2008
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bert

A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
by foozebox August 28, 2005
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bert mccracken

A Sexy and Hot (Although a bit a dirty looking) Lead Singer for the band the used who also is a great writer and Vocalist, and has Friends (The Other band members) WHo are = in talent!
The Used, AFI, Deftones, APC/Tool, Vendetta Red, and Chevelle all Rule!

Bert McCracken Is goinbg to be a rich rich genius if he keeps up with these amazing records.
by A Milly Dollys September 19, 2003
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