J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

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Chester Bennington

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Someone seeing a hot guy : Omg he's so hot, he must be somehow related to Chester Bennington

by Chazenderina March 23, 2017

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preston bennington

The best guy you will ever meet. He has dark brown hair and gorgeous eyes. You can barley stand a day without talking to him. Whenever your sad, he knows how to cheer you up. He gives you the best advice anyone could give you. He never lets you give up or break down. He also loves to help out anyway possible. The best man around preston bennington

Girl: wow that preston bennington guy is amazing

Preston’s friend: he helps me a lot when I’m down

by Prescott2001 May 2, 2018

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Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018

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The Beijinger

The Beijinger is a newspaper written by Asians for Asians in Beijing. It’s called it’s own people cowards and even has stated they won’t defend their own women. They are correct.

Hey did you see the Beijingers new article last night?

No I don’t speak noodle asshole.

by Southerndickray November 22, 2018

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