Beetlejuice

He's daddy. He's fucking smexy and sonekendgsjwbsjdbd oml yes! Beetlejuice is my daddy! My master! He can fuck my hole!

Beetlejuice: *breathes*
Me: hUAAAH *orgasm*
Beetlejuice: *lenny face*

by Beetlejuiceisdaddy October 13, 2019

beetlejuice

can also be a term of affection for a loved one

"i love you, beetlejuice"

by Leigh February 20, 2003

Beerlygomist

Equal enjoyment of more than one beer in a flight of beers.

I like the bastard brown and the honey blond off this flight equally! I'm such a beerlygomist.

by gridhawk April 4, 2016

beerly

A measurement of time.

"How often do you go to the toilet?" "oh I dont know, beerly"

by Bumping March 3, 2017

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

beetle dung

daddys long rod

i wanna see your beetle dung

by nicklee taster December 5, 2017

Beetle bitten

When one is so dirty its just not enough for the fleas so the beetles show up and start biting
Ex : damn will' s beetles bitten ass stinks

Damn wills beetle bitten ass stinks

by Poketino December 20, 2017