I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

becatted

Held down by one or more cats sitting or sleeping on you on a bed or in a chair.

Sorry I couldn't get up -- I was becatted.

by Shoaler October 17, 2010

Because 7

An phrase used to answer any stupid "why?" questions.

"Why aren't you dating my friend?"
"Because 7."

Or

"Why are you smiling?"
"Because 7!"

by TheJollyR May 21, 2010

Becca

The most beautiful, amazing, awesome girl on this earth. She always knows how to get you up when you are down and will never let you go one day without a smile on your face. She is also really cute and is the best kisser ever.

Person: my girlfriend broke up with me and I just feel like crying all day for the rest of my life
Becca: it's ok, you don't need that girl to be happy, you have other people that care about you and love you.
Person: awe! Thank you so much! You made my day and now I'm happy

by Unanimous... January 8, 2017

is it because i'm black?

Originally the title of a song by US soul artist Syl Johnson.

Subsequently sampled by many hip hop artists including:

Cypress Hill - "Interlude"
Ghostface Killah - "?"
Wu-Tang Clan - "Hollow Bones"

by Waterloo June 20, 2005

what became of the likely lads

A fantastic song by The Libertines. On their second album, it descibes the unstable relationship between Carl Barat and Pete Doherty, the main men of the Best British Band 2005 (voted for by NME readers)

Please don't get me wrong
See i'll forgive you in a song
We'll call the Likely Lads

by Xtasy March 9, 2005

because we're cool like that

A term used to describe why you did something with your tight-ass bud, or to explaing why you are always together, or to explain why you are always with that person.

Mayn, why you always be trippin wit your boo?

Because we're cool like that.

by Joel Gonzales January 15, 2005