bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.

"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.

by Sammar101 January 18, 2008

Bathroom Fug.

When some has a dump in the bathroom, then closes the door, sometimes without flushing. The next person to open the door and go into the bathroom is the victim of the Bathroom Fug.

Queen of England: Oh Lordy, I went into the lavatory to be met by the most overpowering Bathroom Fug.
Prince Philip: Yes...erm...one of the corgies, I believe.

by Inventive, no? June 16, 2009

bathroom backlash

When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.

Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.

Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.

by yowas August 4, 2009

bathroom encounter

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom

Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.

by deadheadrik December 28, 2009

Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010

bathroom bonanza

Spending an unnecessary amount of time in the bathroom to prevent your roommate from using it. This is often a subtle form of revenge for those who are unfortunate enough to live with a rude slob.

Last night, I had a bathroom bonanza around the time my roommate usually gets ready for bed. I hid out in there for an hour - showering, and getting ready for bed myself although I stayed up for hours afterward. I painted my nails for the first time in months, admired my new tattoo in the mirror and enjoyed some relaxing BBM time. Maybe now she's thinking the same thing I am... BITCH SHOULD'VE CLEANED.

by snolan April 8, 2011

bathroom sniping

When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.

1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.

2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."

by erusolo February 10, 2014