Tater-Bater

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.

Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister

by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022

Mrs. Bates

A woman who, when seen from behind, is very attractive. However, when she turns around, she's very unattractive.

Damn, check her out, her ass is AMAZING, this woman is hot! (woman turns around) Oh shit, she's a Mrs. Bates!

by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020

Bater Blocker

When you're beating your meat and make a wall of blankets to block just in case someone walks in.

I had to make a bater blocker just in case someone walked in

by hris top hrec December 12, 2009

Norman bates

A man with an unusual attachment to his mother. Requires a woman to breastfeed , clothe , and clean the shit off the mattress , usually goes for woman who resemble his own mother.

Jack the lad-
Do you think I am Norman Bates I will not wear the same perfume as your mother

by Brian Lamont is not a grass August 22, 2019

'baters

Loose, comfortable pants with an elastic waistband (i.e. sweatpants) that fascilitate easy masturbation at a moment's notice. Note: this term was coined by @tia_lucia

I can't believe my brother showed up to Thanksgiving in his 'baters.

by spookygrinder August 27, 2015

Al Bateen Academy

A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.

BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro

by boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019

Bateman

While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)

Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.

by Geej May 17, 2005