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Baseball-itis 

the definition of a girl crushing,flirting,liking or dating a baseball player in mhs (:
Annex, Itzel, Thaymi, Priscilla, Leslie, Sharon, Gaby, etc...have an extreme case of baseball-itis.

Baseball Boy

Baseball boys are the hottest boys youll ever meet, sadly they’re mostly fuck boys who will play with your emotions
Baseball boys are so hot but they’re break your heart right away
Baseball Boy by BoysYeetMyHeart August 5, 2019

Baseball Bat 

A baseball bat is slang for a fat blunt filled with weed

It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
me and rick smoked that baseball bat
Baseball Bat by RRRRR July 16, 2008

Baseball System 

A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.

There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?

Person 2: Err...well, we-

Person 1: Baseball System, man.

Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
Baseball System by L05 July 1, 2009

Baseball Bro 

Baseball bro is like lax bro but better. They always spit and wear hats , anyway they want, they wear the fleece or pullovers for their team, they also wear calf socks and shorts as much as they can, if they are a catcher they always bring their mitt to every practice. They talk like lax bros but talk about how much spittin they have done and how many double headers they have played, and always were training shoes!
Bro it up for the baseball bros
Hey bro I had two double headers yesterday, caught four innings, ya i know my pullover is pretty chill, ya i am the ultimate Baseball Bro
Baseball Bro by Best Baseballbro February 28, 2011

baseball steak 

A steak that is like an end cut or open cut sirloin most likely to be the cheapest steak on the menu
in training day he says"now go order yourself a baseball steak or something
baseball steak by sheldine July 12, 2007