Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

Mischa Barton

The only reason I sometimes watch the O.C.

Mischa Barton is smoking hot.

by demoncleaner May 15, 2008

bardog

habitual daily drinker at a bar, may or may not fit into the bar clique crowd, but usually does; and gets most of their daily gossip from the other bardogs.

Bardog "x" dog sits down at bar and orders a drink, says "how you doin" to bardog "y" ; Y tells him everything from who is fuc...who to who wipes their ass the wrong way.

by gergeis January 11, 2009

barboured

When an individual rocks up to your girl in a Barbour branded jacket and smothers her with his ligole bips.

Gabz: I'm going out tonight.

Mother: Watch you don't get barboured by them boys.

by Crookz September 22, 2010

Bartolo Colon

See: Golden Bath

The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.

Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.

by John Petrucci August 3, 2006

Bartons

A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.

We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons

by Saf the Gaf June 1, 2006

Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.

A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.

by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010