Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.

"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"

by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023

Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai

1. When it's just THAT hot out

2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible

Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly

"You going to the dessert this weekend"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"

by JWin80 October 26, 2015

hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

by ScarletJoHanShawn June 8, 2021

big fat fucking ballsack

it hangs under your penis

who the fuck took a shit mr big fat fucking ballsack did you, no IT WAS THE ASS

by big nigger who just took a shi April 11, 2022

Ballsick

Blue balls for the heart. Depression caused by the lingering thoughts of one close to the heart.

Dude, Tom Stop being so ballsick....Shizade.
Bitchs make me ballsick.
Man im totally ballsick over Sarah, look at that chick shes pantstastic.

by Mythmaker April 22, 2008

Ballback

When you have balls behind your first set of balls

Bro I saw this dude in the change room, he had four balls! He’s a ballback!!!

by Ballback April 20, 2018

Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018