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I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!
by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
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Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 is the best thing you will ever have some people have it upside down or perpendicular it is promissed yo dick will get bigger by -6.9 inches
i just had some gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 up side down on a stair case.
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That’s My Ball

A slang term used to refer to someone you’re interested in romantically or claim as yours. It’s often used in conversation to check where someone stands or express interest in a playful or confident way.

The term was created and popularized by YouTuber, rapper, and streamer DDG, who often uses it when talking to or about women he's vibing with.
"You my ball?" – A way of asking "Are you mine?" or looking for confirmation that the girl is feelin’ you.
Example: “You my ball or what? I been tryna see where we stand.”

"Who ball is you?" – A question for the girl, asking who she’s talking to or involved with at the moment.
Example: “You out here lookin' good—who ball is you?”

"Ain’t that my ball?" – Used when you see the girl you mess with talking to someone else or walking by without acknowledging you.
Example: “Ain’t that my ball? She acting like she don’t know me now?”

"That’s my ball." – A confident way of letting it be known that the girl is yours, or you're claiming her.
Example: “Yeah, that’s my ball. Don’t get it twisted.”
by T3bxgo May 31, 2025
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