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Brian

The gayest person you will ever meet
Brian had sex last night
by yeeetete May 26, 2020
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He is a cute Mexican skater who wears all black. He has black slip-on Vans, and has a way with the ladies. He turns in his homework on time, and goofs off with is homies. He wears a Thrasher sweatshirt, and man is he hot. Of course all your friends but your bestie moons over him. It's his face. And of course, he has a crush on your friend! Duh!
(True story about Brian)(I know a kid named Brian and just described him!!)(story below told by my bestie)
i was in 1st and 2nd period, and Brian trys to whisper something in my ear.
so I tell him "I can't hear out of that ear"
and he replies with "why"
so I told him "My friend made me deaf in that ear"
"Was it that crazy girl in Color Guard?" he said
"My friend has a name ya know" I said
He replied with "What's her name then"
"Christi"
He then said "well tell her that if she does it again, me and her will never have a chance, actually, we aren't gonna have a chance because she already did, and I did not have feelings for her anyway"
"I didn't ask if you liked her, and why would you think of having a relationship with her, what if she hated your guts? Plus who do you like anyway??" I said
He then finished with "Umm... I need to get back to work"
Me- OMG BRIAN'S HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFY!!!
My friend- umm... how??
Me- he was messing up his hair and i stuck straight up and looked fluffy"
My friend- O-Kay then..
Me- don't judge me
My friend- already have
Me- you like a kid with poodle hair
My friend- and you like Brian that-
Me- hot adorable gorgeous handsome devil... who has tamed hair??
My friend- skater who has a crush on me
Me- *Cries*
My friend *With a devilish smile*- get recked kid
Me- at least is smile makes me melt like a Popsicle
by xXViNtAgEsWaGXx March 19, 2019
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A Brian is usually a middle aged man that is from England and is fully bald and wears thick rim rectangular glasses and watches football like it is a religion he definitely voted to leave the EU and hates kids and will do anything to stop having fun
That guy that who told me off for riding my bike around his house is such a Brian
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brianing

The practice of going about life with ones hand is his pants.
Wow, i walked in the room and you were sitting there Brianing
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Brian is a fucking asshole. He is usually very funny, but very aggressive all the time.
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Brian’s a faggot
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Brian

The crustiest boy. Very crusty.
"Ugh. I hate waking up early. I feel like a Brian."
by ajitpai6969 December 15, 2019
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