Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 25, 2013

Aspen (ASS•PAN)

A girl with a flat ass that's shaped like a frying pan.

OMG LOOK AT ASPEN (ASS•PAN) .her butt it's the shape of a frying pan. She ain't got no booty!!

by Ciaraa August 22, 2015

Aspct

Best bedwars player no cap also never fell whilst bridging beaten the ender dragon more times then you’ve said the alphabet best egirl 15 quintillion subscribers spoken to jesus yes yes yes yes ok yes ok.

Random pro player yes yes: “bruh you’re almost as good as Aspct”
Another random pro player ok: “Na bro, at least another 15000 wins until i can be considered as good as her”

by Not Aspct January 27, 2021

Asper

Perfection

You are so Asper

by mnkspr June 3, 2011

Asperger's

A disease that prevents you from being normal. With asperger's you can't socialize correctly. I hate to be touched. I never even had a date. I was beat up by jocks and popular people at school, they called me ass pie and other mean names.

I always wish I was normal. I was deemed by teachers to have a " low iq " but the truth was i was an asperger's case. I am now 36 and high functioning. I live with mom and do simple chores around the house. I still haven't established my own life and ive never had a normal or real relationship of any kind, whether friendship wise or love interests.

I still harbor a bitter resentment towards all the jocks and pretty girls who picked on me and called me " the asspie loser."

If you know an aspie's please don't make fun of us, we are special.

I am an asperger's.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyer... March 12, 2009

Asperger's Syndrome

Brain scans show it to be very, very real. People with Asperger's are also more prone to autoimmune disorders like Lupus and Diabetes.

My brother has Asperger's Syndrome.

by Howard P January 7, 2008

Axpect

To both accept and expect something. A combination of the 2 words to form the word axcept.

Instead of saying: I both expect and accept this to happen.
You can say: I axpect this to happen.

Instead of: I expected and accept this thing that happened.
You can say: I axpected that to happen.

by cntwo July 14, 2011