Amish moon butter

When you piss into someone’s ass and then churn it with your dick.

TheDoo watched excitedly as Ethan made Amish moon butter with a hobo.

by Hobo toucher May 11, 2023

Amish moon butter

Peeing in a girls ass, and churning it out.

Girl, tonight I'd love to make some Amish moon butter with you!

by GoonFunnyMoment May 11, 2023

amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

Going Amish

1. Shaving the mustache from a full beard.

2. A beard that goes from ear to ear that keeps the upper lip clean of hair.

3. Having facial hair that stereoscopically is associated with Amish people.

Why did Dan shave off his mustache? He looks... Amish.

He said he was going Amish, didn't you hear?

by the associate April 3, 2011

amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.

I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.

by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008

amish sex

to have sex in the dark because a man is to ashamed to show his real dick size

Girl 1: He had to have amish sex with me because he dick was so small!

Girl 2: Thats what she said.

by Yokii December 7, 2009

Amrish

Somewhat metrosexual - used to describe those men showing latent metrosexual tendencies such as owning hair straighteners and excessive knowledge of skincare products.

Originates from "A Metro". As in

q: Is that dude A Metro?

a: Well, he is A Metro...ish

Over time shortened to Ametro-ish, then finally Amrish.

That dude is stupidly well dressed, is he batting for the other team?

Nah man, he is just a bit Amrish, don't sweat, he ain't gonna hit on you..... much.

by RedMill May 18, 2009