gen alpha

the kids born from 2010 to 2025

they like to watch toy unboxing videos on YouTube, ask Alexa for help on their math homework, and dance to release their energy

they learn to use phones from an early age, but most don’t have their own yet. the ones who do like to play roblox and gacha life

around half of them will experience the covid19 pandemic during their childhood, but others will be born after it (so it shouldn’t affect them too much)
gen alpha: do you have games on your phoneee?
gen z: bruh.

gen alpha: Alexa what’s 6 plus 4?
Alexa: The answer is 10.

gen alpha: Alexa what’s 9 plus 3?
*continues until they have finished all their hw*
by i love watching pom February 04, 2021
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Alpha Male

A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.
A perfect example of an alpha male or (toolbag) would be Fonzzy on happy days.
by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008
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Alpha Q

A term relating to sexual relations. "Alpha Q-I'll f*&k you"
Alpha Q in the anus!
by ChiBearsFan5323 May 10, 2010
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Alpha Fucktard

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.
Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.
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Alpha Dick

(n). someone with Alpha Male Syndrome.

(adj). A guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but really most people can't stand him.
John: Why'd you quit hanging out with Doug?

Jane: I couldn't have a conversation with him cuz he couldn't stop talking about how great he was for more than 5 minutes. He thinks he's an Alpha Male or something...

John: More like an Alpha Dick....
by AintNoPlayaHata January 04, 2011
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Alpha Male

The highest degree of asshole. Must not be confused with the opposite of asshole. If confused with the opposite of asshole, refer to pink panther ..... (gay) pink ..;)
Alpha males are the most interesting men in the world <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
by TheWomenWithA's April 21, 2020
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Alpha Dog

1. The leader of a pack that rolls several dogs deep.

2. No leash can hold him, and his tail wags for no one.

3. Alpha Dog's bark is in equal proportion to his bite.
He's got all the bitches- he's the Alpha Dog.
by Giga-bat May 13, 2008
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