He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
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AMONG US AMONG US, NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAA, AMONG US LMFAO HAHAHAHAHHAH, HEE HAW HEE HAWW MY NAME IS ALFRED AND IM AMONG US
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Get the Alfred mug.a virus that makes someone think they are sooo cool and pick on people who are below them bc they have no braincells. They also constantly copy other peoples slang and language bc they cant be original. Moral of the story- dont catch alfreditis.
Person 1- yoloooooo
*a week later*
Person infected with alfreditis- yoloooooo
Person 1- do you have to copy everything i do
Person infected with alfreditis- well... yeah.
*a week later*
Person infected with alfreditis- yoloooooo
Person 1- do you have to copy everything i do
Person infected with alfreditis- well... yeah.
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Get the alfredo de bospedo mug.Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
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