Fuck your bitch up the ass until its covered with shit. Take your dick out and slap her in the face with her shit
Brittany: my boyfriend gave me the Alabama mudslapper
Gabby: really?
Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit
Gabby: really?
Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit
by Alabama Virgin destroyer November 9, 2013
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2. synonymous with the phrase, "It's a trap!!"
3. ominously useless Star Wars character
2. synonymous with the phrase, "It's a trap!!"
3. ominously useless Star Wars character
by KC Tucker April 8, 2003
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Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.
There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.
Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.
Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.
There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.
Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.
Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."
"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."
"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
by deerrrrrr December 30, 2009
Get the Florence, Alabama mug.1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
Get the ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY mug.V. The act of banging a chick in the ass, shooting your wad in her butt, then stepping back while she shoots splattery cum/shit on your chest, appearing similar to the spreadshot pattern of a shotgun. Also known as the Mississippi Mudgun or the Hungarian Howitzer.
Me and Linda got drunk last night, I fucked her in the pooper, then I asked her for an Alabama Buckshot.
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