The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
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Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.
'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'
by Jack_in_a_box February 27, 2012
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Trojan Footjob

When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.
by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022
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Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022
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trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.
John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.
by Timstauder January 03, 2017
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Fuck A Trojan

A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst

under pressure.
O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan
by Uffrggugghu February 29, 2020
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Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 07, 2018
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