the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.
Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
by annabienkowski November 13, 2020
to be funny
Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck
Children: GASP
Adult: bitch
Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck
Children: GASP
Adult: bitch
Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA
by appointment November 12, 2020
by leoleeo July 03, 2019
Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.
by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 29, 2019
Watch that guy trying to place a giant bike in a VW Polo and rocking it, he is such a Peter-Jan.
Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.
Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.
Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.
Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.
Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.
Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.
Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.
Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.
Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.
Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.
Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.
Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.
Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.
Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.
by Epic010 May 20, 2023
-TITAN-
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 27, 2019
Watch that guy trying to place a giant bike in a VW Polo and rocking it, he is such a Peter-Jan.
Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.
Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.
Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.
Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.
Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.
Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.
Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.
Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.
Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.
Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.
Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.
Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.
Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.
Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.