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Dylan

Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.
Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.
by Kermitov May 17, 2019
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Dylan

He is a dylan
by asdfasdffafdgadfghagsfgfh October 10, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.
by M0RB0T February 10, 2019
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dylan

lil pump: yo dylan is a unit.
by dylan the unit May 1, 2020
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Dylan

A Dylan is a sweet man who has an obsession with weeaboo's and never gets over them. Has good sense of humor and lives in Ohio. He harasses me for my big tits but that's fine. He also has good French Fries.
Dylan
by Tia megamilk March 18, 2018
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Dylan

A beautiful, yet intelligent woman. Sometimes she can be sensitive, but its worth it to spend a second with her. They're a great friend and will always have your back!
"Woah, I just met a Dylan."

"Lucky!'
by defghjk February 14, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
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