Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010

ginger pirate

A white guy who thinks he is a pirate and only pursues chubby red heads.

The ginger pirate passed out in the bar again right after he hit on that chubby red head.

by sixfeetofsnow November 5, 2009

chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.

They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.

by 6310 August 14, 2009

pirate eye

cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!

I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!

by sam k. March 14, 2005

naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009