Pear

a pear is a green (can be red) and is a pretty nice fruit that you eat.

Can you give me a pear
Friend* Sure, they are great, i'll take one too.

by Carl august March 7, 2018

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.

“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”

by Fatlousie June 16, 2019

Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.

“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”

by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021

Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")

Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021

sexy pear

A pear with a thick ASS

person 1: Did you see the sexy pear?
person 2: fuck yeah dude, made me act up

by Potato 737477 September 1, 2021