zipperdeaf 

one who has to open their mind to new sounds or scenes

All that guy does is listen to U2, he's so zipperdeaf

zipperdeaf by Jeff (www.zipperdeaf.com) February 20, 2005

ZIPPER SUB 

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.

She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!

ZIPPER SUB by azadus November 18, 2005

Zipper Dick 

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

Zipper Dick by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016

Zapped 

Shocked beyond words.

I was zapped at his arrogance.

Zapped by Tara February 24, 2004

zipper cafe 

What ever is behind your zipper

Do u want to eat at the zipper cafe

zipper cafe by the quacher June 30, 2015

Zipper chicken 

Penis, cock

Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss?

I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck.

Zipper chicken by Snickersburton1 October 18, 2008

zapped 

when something extremely shitty/gay happens; when you are in a bad situation

"Man that chick was a dude, it was soo zapped!"

zapped by rustygal August 17, 2010