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Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
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A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
Zach by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.
Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie
Zach by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019
A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
Zach by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
a little bitch that is tiny and abusive.
Zach by Rego465 February 20, 2020
Zach is one of the meanest people in the world, he laughs if they get hurt he’s a know it all and he thinks he’s better then you, and if you try to tell him he’s doing something wrong he acts like your telling him that he’s doing everything wrong he’s just a straight up dick
Why is he being so mean

Oh he’s a zach
Zach by Randomperson5656 August 23, 2020