Your Mum

1.always says 2 minutes when its longer

Your mum: '' ill only be 2 minutes''

by Pie_65 May 16, 2018

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Your mum

It a roast people use but a really old and boring one...

' Your mum is so fat she can't even see the screen when watching a movie, '

by Why_reading_this? March 27, 2019

your mum.

a response to anything

what are you doing?
your mum.

by cheesy mash June 16, 2022

Your Mum

It's your mum, what else did you expect

person 1: wanna know something
person 2: what?
person 1: your mum

by prismicytea February 14, 2022