by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017

by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.
Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020

Xander is the the most loyal, appreciative, understanding, loving and funny person you will ever meet. Xander has a heart like soft marshmallows over a hot fire and not even the sun can compare to his heartwarming smile. If you happen to meet a Xander protect him, care fot him and love him unconditionally, because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 23, 2021

did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice
by mummyismummy July 2, 2022

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
